PLEASE for the LOVE of WHAT IS GOOD stop saying "CHEERS" to me when I hand you your cup o' joe. Especially on a Monday morning.
Mr. NCSR: "I'll have a medium coffee for here, please."
Me: "Alright, that'll be $1.83." [Pours coffee, hands Mr. NCSR cup of said coffee.]
Mr. NCSR: "Cheers." [Hands me debit card.]
Me: [Swipes debit card, returns card to Mr. NCSR.]
Mr. NCSR: "Cheers."
Me: --.
Mr. NCSR: "Oh, can I get an internet access code?"
Me: "Sure." [Hands Mr. NCSR said internet access code.]
Mr. NCSR: "Cheers."
Me: "Have a good one."
Mr. NCSR: "Cheers."
(Approximately 32 minutes later.)
Mr. NCSR: [Returns empty coffee cup.] "Cheers."
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
QUIT SAYING "CHEERS'" YOU IDIOT.
It's like when people used to say "sweet" or "dude" or "um" after every other word that came out of their mouth.
I mean, don't get me wrong. I like this word, but only when one of all of the following are in order:
1. It is used in unison by two or more drinkers when clanking alcohol beverage-filled glasses together in celebration of something.
2. Word-user is British.
Needless to say, neither was happening during today's episode.
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