Vera BADley.

What on god's green earth ever possessed someone to think that paisley-on-paisley was attractive? I'm sorry grandmas, but even you ladies look pretty funky (in a bad way) with this bull shit strapped around your shoulder. 

Look at this dimwit:

No, Sequi-slut, (Wuddup, ( Y )-ler!) you are not attractive. And that heaping pile of bull shit all around you isn't helping much, neitha.

Whew. Sorry. Got a bit out of hand there. I just think these handbags are ridiculous. And fugly. And I can't imagine why they were ever even slightly trendy to begin with?

Vera Bradley: Ugly and Old, not Pretty nor Young. JUST SAY NO.